For car lovers only
Autoerotic: The love of ones car ...
The invention of the automobile back in the day
sparked what is now widely regarded as the single
largest reason for women to get annoyed at their
boyfriends and husbands.
Weekends that used to be spent having picnics
in the park and stepping out into stately horse-drawn
carriages with our womenfolk are now instead spent
cursing the car for not starting after "fixing"
it for half a day. Weekday leisure time is
frequently spent poring over glossy magazines
containing the latest curvy bodies and eyeing
out the specs of the latest ride.
The articles in this section are aimed at those
who want to get their rolling metal ... um .... rolling,
and so are geared to the more technically minded
car owners. Even though John Travolta made it look as
easy as singing out of tune, fixing a car is physically
demanding hard work so you better be prepared to get
some grease (hehe) on your hands (and head, and back,
and in your ears, and under your nails, etc)
A word to the wise: auto-repairing is like being
a project manager: it is possible to know just
enough to be dangerous, but not enough to be usefull.