Contact me

So, I've said something that either offended, embarrassed, disgusted, enlightened, intrigued, humoured or otherwise bored you to the point of you wanting to tell me to cut it out?

Lovely, then ... you can use the email address lelanthran_at_gmail_dot_com (remove the underscores) to tell me all about it.

Who knows? I may even read it :-)

For more urgent communications, please mark your mail to the above address with "I'm REAL, you clod!" in the subject header, so that I can easily filter away the ones that offer me "vvATCHE5 @ g00d prjces" or that offer to "g3t me b1gg3r brea5t5" (These don't, apparently, come with a woman, you have to supply your own female).

Note that you can also send mail to lee_at_lelanthran_dot_com (once again, without the underscores) but I am more likely to attend to your message at gmail with its (almost) unlimited storage.

Also, please note, as much as I like receiving whiny mail, any mail with a microsoft office attachment will get deleted without getting read, so make sure you don't attach any MSWord .doc files, or excel spreadsheets, or powerpoint presentations to your mail without first getting an "OK" from me.

I also tend to delete any mail in html format with links and pictures (because the only people who send me html email these days are spammers, like kulula.com or kalahari.net or similar) so make sure that you get me to agree to receive a mail with links and pictures in it before actually sending it.